{"id":1516,"date":"2006-10-27T23:30:51","date_gmt":"2006-10-28T06:30:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1516"},"modified":"2006-10-27T23:30:51","modified_gmt":"2006-10-28T06:30:51","slug":"ahhhh-freak-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1516","title":{"rendered":"Ahhhh&#8230; Freak Out!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am now, officially, freaking the hell out.<\/p>\n<p>We just got the official date that Grandmom will be here, and I am completely worried that we won&#8217;t be done in time.<\/p>\n<p>Plus, I&#8217;m tired of living in a house that&#8217;s completely torn up.<\/p>\n<p>But mostly I&#8217;m just completely tired. Maybe I should just go to bed. As they say, the morning is always wiser than the evening.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am now, officially, freaking the hell out. We just got the official date that Grandmom will be here, and I am completely worried that we won&#8217;t be done in time. Plus, I&#8217;m tired of living in a house that&#8217;s completely torn up. But mostly I&#8217;m just completely tired. Maybe I should just go to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1516","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-house-garden"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-os","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1516","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1516"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1516\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1516"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1516"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1516"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}