{"id":1537,"date":"2006-11-21T12:15:20","date_gmt":"2006-11-21T19:15:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1537"},"modified":"2006-11-21T12:15:20","modified_gmt":"2006-11-21T19:15:20","slug":"how-healthy-are-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1537","title":{"rendered":"How Healthy Are You?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Today, November 21, 2006, your RealAge is 31.6!<\/p>\n

What amused me was, “But you could be younger — in as few as 90 days.”<\/p>\n

How far back, precisely, am I supposed to regress. Because let me tell you, I do NOT want to be a teenager again, for any amount of money.<\/p>\n

http:\/\/www.realage.com<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Today, November 21, 2006, your RealAge is 31.6! What amused me was, “But you could be younger — in as few as 90 days.” How far back, precisely, am I supposed to regress. Because let me tell you, I do NOT want to be a teenager again, for any amount of money. http:\/\/www.realage.com<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1537","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-oN","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1537","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1537"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1537\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1537"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1537"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1537"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}