{"id":1540,"date":"2006-11-22T21:17:41","date_gmt":"2006-11-23T04:17:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1540"},"modified":"2006-11-22T21:17:41","modified_gmt":"2006-11-23T04:17:41","slug":"day-before-thanksgiving","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1540","title":{"rendered":"Day Before Thanksgiving"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I thought my day off was supposed to be, you know, a day off.<\/p>\n<p>Did:<br \/>\nOpen new grandmotherly checking account<br \/>\nGet grandmotherly handicapped parking permit<br \/>\nVisit Social Security Administration for address change etc<br \/>\nGet stamps from post office<\/p>\n<p>Done:<br \/>\n1 apple pie<br \/>\n1 sweet potato pie<br \/>\n1 pumpkin pie (overdone)<br \/>\n2 batches of bourbon balls (For Christmas. The need to stew in their own juices.)<\/p>\n<p>To Do Tomorrow:<br \/>\nEverything else for Thanksgiving dinner<\/p>\n<p>To Do Now:<br \/>\nShower<br \/>\nSleep<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I thought my day off was supposed to be, you know, a day off. Did: Open new grandmotherly checking account Get grandmotherly handicapped parking permit Visit Social Security Administration for address change etc Get stamps from post office Done: 1 apple pie 1 sweet potato pie 1 pumpkin pie (overdone) 2 batches of bourbon balls [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1540","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-oQ","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1540","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1540"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1540\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1540"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1540"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1540"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}