{"id":1551,"date":"2006-12-05T21:30:42","date_gmt":"2006-12-06T04:30:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1551"},"modified":"2006-12-05T21:30:42","modified_gmt":"2006-12-06T04:30:42","slug":"todays-random-amusement","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1551","title":{"rendered":"Today&#8217;s Random Amusement"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.startrek.com\/startrek\/view\/series\/DS9\/episode\/68102.html\">Move along home! Shap Three!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d be hard pressed to tell you why I enjoy that so much. Except that I do.<\/p>\n<p>And anytime Michael or I heard the phrase &#8220;Move along home&#8221; one or both of us holler, &#8220;Shap Two!&#8221; (or three, or whatever comes to mind at that instant.)<\/p>\n<p>And that was your completely random bit for the day.<\/p>\n<p>Now, move along home.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Move along home! Shap Three! I&#8217;d be hard pressed to tell you why I enjoy that so much. Except that I do. And anytime Michael or I heard the phrase &#8220;Move along home&#8221; one or both of us holler, &#8220;Shap Two!&#8221; (or three, or whatever comes to mind at that instant.) And that was your [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1551","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-p1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1551","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1551"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1551\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1551"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1551"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1551"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}