{"id":1556,"date":"2006-12-10T21:04:20","date_gmt":"2006-12-11T04:04:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1556"},"modified":"2006-12-10T21:04:20","modified_gmt":"2006-12-11T04:04:20","slug":"proof","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1556","title":{"rendered":"Proof"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I present evidence of the shearing of the locks.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nHere&#8217;s a before. This was in October when we he was tearing down the closet in the basement:<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"michael_hair_long.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.klishis.com\/random\/images\/michael_hair_long.jpg?resize=300%2C398\" width=\"300\" height=\"398\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The new, greatly shortened, tresses:<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"michael_hair1.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.klishis.com\/random\/images\/michael_hair1.jpg?resize=448%2C578\" width=\"448\" height=\"578\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Not the best picture of Michael, but it does give you a good idea about how short his hair is.<\/p>\n<p>Wanna know the worst part? He now looks significantly taller. Bah.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I present evidence of the shearing of the locks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1556","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sefxA-proof","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1556","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1556"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1556\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1556"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1556"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1556"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}