{"id":1563,"date":"2006-12-24T09:36:15","date_gmt":"2006-12-24T16:36:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1563"},"modified":"2006-12-24T09:36:15","modified_gmt":"2006-12-24T16:36:15","slug":"merry-christmas-eve","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1563","title":{"rendered":"Merry Christmas Eve!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8216;Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house<br \/>\nNot a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;<br \/>\nThe stockings were hung by the chimney with care,<br \/>\nIn hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there;<\/p>\n<p>The children were nestled all snug in their beds,<br \/>\nWhile visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads;<br \/>\nAnd mamma in her &#8216;kerchief, and I in my cap,<br \/>\nHad just settled down for a long winter&#8217;s nap,<\/p>\n<p>When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,<br \/>\nI sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.<br \/>\nAway to the window I flew like a flash,<br \/>\nTore open the shutters and threw up the sash.<\/p>\n<p>The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow<br \/>\nGave the lustre of mid-day to objects below,<br \/>\nWhen, what to my wondering eyes should appear,<br \/>\nBut a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer,<\/p>\n<p>With a little old driver, so lively and quick,<br \/>\nI knew in a moment it must be St. Nick.<br \/>\nMore rapid than eagles his coursers they came,<br \/>\nAnd he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Now, DASHER! now, DANCER! now, PRANCER and VIXEN!<br \/>\nOn, COMET! on CUPID! on, DONNER and BLITZEN!<br \/>\nTo the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!<br \/>\nNow dash away! dash away! dash away all!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,<br \/>\nWhen they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,<br \/>\nSo up to the house-top the coursers they flew,<br \/>\nWith the sleigh full of toys, and St. Nicholas too.<\/p>\n<p>And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof<br \/>\nThe prancing and pawing of each little hoof.<br \/>\nAs I drew in my hand, and was turning around,<br \/>\nDown the chimney St. Nicholas came with a bound.<\/p>\n<p>He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,<br \/>\nAnd his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot;<br \/>\nA bundle of toys he had flung on his back,<br \/>\nAnd he looked like a peddler just opening his pack.<\/p>\n<p>His eyes &#8212; how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!<br \/>\nHis cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!<br \/>\nHis droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,<br \/>\nAnd the beard of his chin was as white as the snow;<\/p>\n<p>The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,<br \/>\nAnd the smoke of it encircled his head like a wreath;<br \/>\nHe had a broad face and a little round belly,<br \/>\nThat shook, when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly.<\/p>\n<p>He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,<br \/>\nAnd I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself;<br \/>\nA wink of his eye and a twist of his head,<br \/>\nSoon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;<\/p>\n<p>He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,<br \/>\nAnd filled all the stockings; then turned with a jerk,<br \/>\nAnd laying his finger aside of his nose,<br \/>\nAnd giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;<\/p>\n<p>He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,<br \/>\nAnd away they all flew like the down of a thistle.<br \/>\nBut I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,<br \/>\n&#8220;HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;Clement Clarke Moore<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8216;Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there; The children were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads; And [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1563","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-pd","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1563","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1563"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1563\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1563"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1563"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1563"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}