{"id":1568,"date":"2007-01-08T21:24:46","date_gmt":"2007-01-09T04:24:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1568"},"modified":"2007-01-08T21:24:46","modified_gmt":"2007-01-09T04:24:46","slug":"and-i-would-walk-500-miles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1568","title":{"rendered":"And I Would Walk 500 Miles&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>At least it felt like that. I spent most of the day walking around the lab helping people get settled into the new facility. Things went surprisingly well from an operational standpoint. <\/p>\n<p>Plus, I got to tell 27&#8243; TV guy that he is NOT welcome in the facility; I got to be the lab bouncer. It was actually somewhat scary, because 27&#8243; TV guy is NOT stable, and he&#8217;s quite threatening when he goes on about Microsoft coming to his door to arrest him. (I kid you not.)<\/p>\n<p>However, it was for the best that I booted the lout, since he has on three separate occasions attempted to start a fight with my male co-worker, and we really didn&#8217;t need fisticuffs on our first day in the new facility. Luckily, he decided NOT to take a swing at a female half his size (me), and left with only yelling and ranting about Microsoft and the WVU cops. <\/p>\n<p>And that was my first day in the new digs. Hopefully, the remainder of the week will be far less exciting.<\/p>\n<p>Except, of course, that tomorrow is the day that the President of the University and other assorted big wigs come in to view the new facility. So maybe I&#8217;ll shoot for Wednesday being less exciting.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At least it felt like that. I spent most of the day walking around the lab helping people get settled into the new facility. Things went surprisingly well from an operational standpoint. Plus, I got to tell 27&#8243; TV guy that he is NOT welcome in the facility; I got to be the lab bouncer. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1568","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-pi","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1568","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1568"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1568\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1568"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1568"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1568"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}