{"id":1585,"date":"2007-02-07T09:57:02","date_gmt":"2007-02-07T16:57:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1585"},"modified":"2007-02-07T09:57:02","modified_gmt":"2007-02-07T16:57:02","slug":"computers-are-cool-but-not-that-cool","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1585","title":{"rendered":"Computers Are Cool&#8211;But Not That Cool"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Got an interesting question this morning:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Can I print out my voice mail messages?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>How does that go? &#8220;Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;d definitely need magic to be able to accomplish that one.<\/p>\n<p>(You&#8217;re lucky&#8211;I skipped a rant about why this is completely impossible with our current technology.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Got an interesting question this morning: &#8220;Can I print out my voice mail messages?&#8221; How does that go? &#8220;Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic?&#8221; You&#8217;d definitely need magic to be able to accomplish that one. (You&#8217;re lucky&#8211;I skipped a rant about why this is completely impossible with our current technology.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1585","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-science-health-nature"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-pz","jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1585","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1585"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1585\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1585"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1585"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1585"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}