{"id":1598,"date":"2007-02-26T17:50:10","date_gmt":"2007-02-27T00:50:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1598"},"modified":"2008-07-30T11:50:13","modified_gmt":"2008-07-30T15:50:13","slug":"you-gotta-pay-for-that-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1598","title":{"rendered":"You Gotta Pay for That"},"content":{"rendered":"

There are some creepy unattractive guys that come in to use our computers. Since the facility is open to West Virginia residents, we can’t turn ’em away unless they do something wrong. <\/p>\n

But since they’re creepy, (like 27-inch TV guy<\/a>) we’re often looking for them to do something wrong.<\/p>\n

Several years ago, one creepy guy came in, and after he left, we looked at the cache on his computer and discovered that he was looking at mail-order brides. About 6 months later he came in with a tiny Asian woman who was hanging all over him.<\/p>\n

Today, he came in with someone we are assuming is his brother. They were quite openly looking at mail-order brides, this time I suppose for the brother.<\/p>\n

There’s nothing illegal about mail-order brides. But… These are really not the kind of men that you want to propagate their genes. Or to imagine in the act of attempting to propagate their genes.<\/p>\n

It’s just hard to imagine how desperate a woman would have to be to escape her current situation that she would be willing to marry such a man.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

There are some creepy unattractive guys that come in to use our computers. Since the facility is open to West Virginia residents, we can’t turn ’em away unless they do something wrong. But since they’re creepy, (like 27-inch TV guy) we’re often looking for them to do something wrong. Several years ago, one creepy guy […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1598","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-pM","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1598","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1598"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1598\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1598"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1598"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1598"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}