{"id":1622,"date":"2007-03-23T10:18:57","date_gmt":"2007-03-23T17:18:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1622"},"modified":"2007-03-23T10:18:57","modified_gmt":"2007-03-23T17:18:57","slug":"it-never-rains-but-it-pours","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1622","title":{"rendered":"It Never Rains But It Pours"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s like an evil plan of bad weather.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s like the weather gods saying, &#8220;sunny, warm weather for everyone ELSE.&#8221;<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"rain_rain_rain.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.klishis.com\/random\/images\/rain_rain_rain.jpg?resize=675%2C592\" width=\"675\" height=\"592\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I especially like the little rain tendril reaching down 79 to Morgantown. That&#8217;s pretty much perfect.<\/p>\n<p>Good thing I don&#8217;t like the sun.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s like an evil plan of bad weather. It&#8217;s like the weather gods saying, &#8220;sunny, warm weather for everyone ELSE.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1622","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-science-health-nature"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-qa","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1622","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1622"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1622\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1622"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1622"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1622"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}