{"id":1685,"date":"2007-06-09T12:29:09","date_gmt":"2007-06-09T19:29:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1685"},"modified":"2007-06-09T12:29:09","modified_gmt":"2007-06-09T19:29:09","slug":"mail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1685","title":{"rendered":"Mail"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Michael<\/strong>: You win! You got all the mail!<br \/>\n<strong>Michelle<\/strong>: Really? What&#8217;d I get? Anything fun?<br \/>\n<strong>Michael<\/strong>: Lowe&#8217;s bill&#8230;Credit card bill&#8230; well, those are in my name, but you pay &#8217;em, so they&#8217;re yours.<br \/>\n<strong>Michelle<\/strong>: Gee, thanks.<br \/>\n<strong>Michael<\/strong>: John Edwards&#8230; XM&#8230; USAA&#8230; Gardener&#8217;s catalog&#8230;<br \/>\n<strong>Michelle<\/strong>: Oooooooh! <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gardeners.com\/\">Gardener&#8217;s Catalog<\/a>! I could spend some money there.<br \/>\n<strong>Michael<\/strong>: I didn&#8217;t say Gardener&#8217;s catalog. No Gardener&#8217;s catalog here. Nope.<\/p>\n<p>Could be worse. Coulda also been <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kingarthurflour.com\/\">Baker&#8217;s Catalog<\/a> and a catalog from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.surlatable.com\/\">Sur la Table<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Michael: You win! You got all the mail! Michelle: Really? What&#8217;d I get? Anything fun? Michael: Lowe&#8217;s bill&#8230;Credit card bill&#8230; well, those are in my name, but you pay &#8217;em, so they&#8217;re yours. Michelle: Gee, thanks. Michael: John Edwards&#8230; XM&#8230; USAA&#8230; Gardener&#8217;s catalog&#8230; Michelle: Oooooooh! Gardener&#8217;s Catalog! I could spend some money there. Michael: I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1685","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sefxA-mail","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1685","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1685"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1685\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1685"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1685"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1685"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}