{"id":1686,"date":"2007-06-15T12:25:12","date_gmt":"2007-06-15T19:25:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1686"},"modified":"2007-06-15T12:25:12","modified_gmt":"2007-06-15T19:25:12","slug":"ew","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1686","title":{"rendered":"Ew?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the lab, the last group of computers face the wall, which means that you can&#8217;t see what&#8217;s on the monitors. As far as we&#8217;re concerned, anyone who sits at those computers is porn surfing, but there&#8217;s nothing we can do about it, since we can&#8217;t catch &#8217;em at it.<\/p>\n<p>Which brings me to today.<\/p>\n<p>As I was walking back to my office (in the back of the lab) I noticed one of the creeps who always sits in the back of the lab. <\/p>\n<p>Then I noticed that his keyboard tray was shaking.<\/p>\n<p>I really hope he was just playing some action game, but I wasn&#8217;t about to look closer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the lab, the last group of computers face the wall, which means that you can&#8217;t see what&#8217;s on the monitors. As far as we&#8217;re concerned, anyone who sits at those computers is porn surfing, but there&#8217;s nothing we can do about it, since we can&#8217;t catch &#8217;em at it. Which brings me to today. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1686","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sefxA-ew","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1686","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1686"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1686\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1686"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1686"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1686"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}