{"id":1700,"date":"2007-06-27T21:39:56","date_gmt":"2007-06-28T04:39:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1700"},"modified":"2007-06-27T21:39:56","modified_gmt":"2007-06-28T04:39:56","slug":"curlz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1700","title":{"rendered":"Curlz"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Me<\/strong>: Dear, can you do me a huge favor, and help me put the hair stuff in my (freshly washed) hair?  I can&#8217;t do a good job with only one hand.<br \/>\n<strong>Michael<\/strong>: Okay. I suppose.<br \/>\n<strong>Me<\/strong>: First this (Curl enhancer\/defrizzer). Rub it in your finger tips and then through my hair.<br \/>\n<strong>Michael<\/strong>: Okay.<br \/>\n<strong>Me<\/strong>: Now this (anti-frizz serum). Rub it on your palms and then through my hair, making sure you get the ends.<br \/>\n<strong>Michael<\/strong>: Okay.<br \/>\n<strong>Me<\/strong>: Now&#8230;<br \/>\n<strong>Michael<\/strong>: More?!<br \/>\n<strong>Me<\/strong>: Yes. Rub this (gel for coarse hair) on your fingertips and then through my hair, again, making sure you get the ends.<br \/>\n<strong>Michael<\/strong>: Okay.<br \/>\n<strong>Me<\/strong>: That should be good enough.<br \/>\n<strong>Michael<\/strong>: Jeesh!<br \/>\n<strong>Me<\/strong>: Now you know why it takes me so long to do anything with my hair. And we even skipped (the humectant).<\/p>\n<p>And this is why you really don&#8217;t want curly hair&#8211;at least my curly hair. Because despite all the crap I put in it, one good breeze makes me look like a haystack&#8211;and you can forget ever driving with the car windows down.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me: Dear, can you do me a huge favor, and help me put the hair stuff in my (freshly washed) hair? I can&#8217;t do a good job with only one hand. Michael: Okay. I suppose. Me: First this (Curl enhancer\/defrizzer). Rub it in your finger tips and then through my hair. Michael: Okay. Me: Now [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1700","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sefxA-curlz","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1700","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1700"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1700\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1700"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1700"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1700"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}