{"id":1711,"date":"2007-07-10T12:43:37","date_gmt":"2007-07-10T19:43:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1711"},"modified":"2007-07-10T12:43:37","modified_gmt":"2007-07-10T19:43:37","slug":"change","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1711","title":{"rendered":"Change"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Waitservers,<\/p>\n<p>If I give you a large bill(s) and a single dollar to pay for my check, do not give me five one dollar bills in change. I gave you the single dollar so I would not HAVE to fill my wallet with more ones.<\/p>\n<p>For future reference, doing so will drop your tip, because I HATE to have more than four one dollar bills in my wallet&#8211;especially when you&#8217;re doing so only to make sure you get a good tip.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Waitservers, If I give you a large bill(s) and a single dollar to pay for my check, do not give me five one dollar bills in change. I gave you the single dollar so I would not HAVE to fill my wallet with more ones. For future reference, doing so will drop your tip, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1711","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sefxA-change","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1711","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1711"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1711\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1711"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1711"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1711"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}