{"id":1732,"date":"2007-08-01T21:50:22","date_gmt":"2007-08-02T01:50:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1732"},"modified":"2007-08-01T21:50:22","modified_gmt":"2007-08-02T01:50:22","slug":"speaking-of-geek","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1732","title":{"rendered":"Speaking of Geek&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s one of my favorite jokes, which has become an inside joke between me and Michael.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>One atom turns to another and says, &#8220;I think I&#8217;ve lost and electron.&#8221;<br \/>\nAre you sure?&#8221; says the second atom?<br \/>\n&#8220;I&#8217;m positive,&#8221; says the first.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s one of my favorite jokes, which has become an inside joke between me and Michael. One atom turns to another and says, &#8220;I think I&#8217;ve lost and electron.&#8221; Are you sure?&#8221; says the second atom? &#8220;I&#8217;m positive,&#8221; says the first.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1732","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-rW","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1732","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1732"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1732\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1732"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1732"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1732"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}