{"id":1747,"date":"2007-08-15T08:04:51","date_gmt":"2007-08-15T12:04:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1747"},"modified":"2007-08-15T08:27:13","modified_gmt":"2007-08-15T12:27:13","slug":"more-criminal-masterminds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1747","title":{"rendered":"More Criminal Masterminds"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s nothing I can add to this headline:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailymail.com\/story\/News\/2007081430\/Man-wraps-head-in-duct-tape-attempts-robbery\/\">Man Wraps Head in Duct Tape and Attempts to Rob Liquor Store<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Okay, I lied:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Store manager Bill Steele had some duct tape of his own, but his was wrapped around a wooden club that sent the robber fleeing<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/hillbillysophisticate.blogspot.com\/\">Hillbilly Sophisticate<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s nothing I can add to this headline: Man Wraps Head in Duct Tape and Attempts to Rob Liquor Store Okay, I lied: Store manager Bill Steele had some duct tape of his own, but his was wrapped around a wooden club that sent the robber fleeing (via Hillbilly Sophisticate)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1747","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-west-virginia"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-sb","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1747","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1747"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1747\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1747"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1747"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1747"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}