{"id":1751,"date":"2007-08-19T21:05:39","date_gmt":"2007-08-20T01:05:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1751"},"modified":"2007-08-19T21:05:39","modified_gmt":"2007-08-20T01:05:39","slug":"not-completely-useless","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1751","title":{"rendered":"Not Completely Useless"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Michael<\/strong>: (meekly) Can you do something for me?<br \/>\n<strong>Me<\/strong>: What?<br \/>\n<strong>Michael<\/strong>: Pull up the poison ivy along the driveway?<\/p>\n<p>Since I have never gotten poison ivy&#8211;even when everyone else I was with became covered in it, I&#8217;m pretty sure I&#8217;m not sensitive to it. So I get the job of removing it when Michael finds it.<\/p>\n<p>Mind you, I&#8217;m not stupid. I wear gloves and use a plastic bag to pull it up and immediately wrap it up and throw it away.<\/p>\n<p>But still, sometimes it&#8217;s good to be able to do something Michael can&#8217;t.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Michael: (meekly) Can you do something for me? Me: What? Michael: Pull up the poison ivy along the driveway? Since I have never gotten poison ivy&#8211;even when everyone else I was with became covered in it, I&#8217;m pretty sure I&#8217;m not sensitive to it. So I get the job of removing it when Michael finds [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1751","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-sf","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1751","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1751"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1751\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1751"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1751"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1751"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}