{"id":1764,"date":"2007-08-30T11:39:28","date_gmt":"2007-08-30T15:39:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1764"},"modified":"2007-08-30T11:39:28","modified_gmt":"2007-08-30T15:39:28","slug":"no-friends-for-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1764","title":{"rendered":"No Friends For You!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, after two invitations in less than a month, and (I must admit) against my better judgment, I finally joined Facebook.<\/p>\n<p>It is nice that I can keep in contact with people after they&#8217;re gone, such as graduated students who I&#8217;ve worked with. It&#8217;s also interesting that I found several family members, including two of my cousins, one of whom is in high school. I almost feel like I shouldn&#8217;t be looking.<\/p>\n<p>But the best thing was check out the site today and seeing this message:<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"image1765\" alt=\"No Friends in Morgantown\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/08\/no_friends.jpg?ssl=1\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Yes, I have no friends in Morgantown. That strikes me as particularly hilarious, and makes me laugh every time I see it.<\/p>\n<p>And now I fear it&#8217;s only a matter of time before I end up joining MySpace&#8211;so it too can tell me I have no friends in Morgantown!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, after two invitations in less than a month, and (I must admit) against my better judgment, I finally joined Facebook. It is nice that I can keep in contact with people after they&#8217;re gone, such as graduated students who I&#8217;ve worked with. It&#8217;s also interesting that I found several family members, including two of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1764","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-west-virginia"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-ss","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1764","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1764"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1764\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1764"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1764"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1764"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}