{"id":1774,"date":"2007-09-12T08:03:13","date_gmt":"2007-09-12T12:03:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1774"},"modified":"2007-09-12T09:58:50","modified_gmt":"2007-09-12T13:58:50","slug":"nerd-queen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1774","title":{"rendered":"NERD QUEEN!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am a nerd queen! Bow to me and bring me books!<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.nerdtests.com\/nt2ref.html\"><br \/>\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"NerdTests.com says I'm a Nerd Queen.  What are you?  Click here!\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.nerdtests.com\/images\/badge\/nt2\/e88cc8743d15ce90.png\" \/><br \/>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Additionally (from the website):<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\">\n<div style=\"font-size: 18px\"><strong>Quick Fun Facts:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><strong>112166<\/strong> <em>unique<\/em> people have taken this test.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">Based on these <em>unique<\/em> user&#8217;s answers&#8230;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p align=\"center\"><strong>44.8%<\/strong> of test takers are gals,<br \/>\n<strong>53.1%<\/strong> are guys,<br \/>\n&#8230;the rest <font size=\"1\">(2.1%)<\/font> are confused.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><strong>17.1%<\/strong> of test takers get aroused by &#8220;iPhone,&#8221; while<br \/>\n<strong>40.6%<\/strong> get utterly ill.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><strong>34.6%<\/strong> of all test takers would choose the Internet over sex, and<br \/>\n<strong>28.3%<\/strong> of <em>married<\/em> test takers prefer the Internet over sex.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">Only <strong>3.6%<\/strong> of test takers own a Jar Jar Binks t-shirt, though<br \/>\n<strong> \t\t\t\t56.0%<\/strong> of them don&#8217;t own a lightsaber <font size=\"1\">(priorities == messed up)<\/font>.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am a nerd queen! Bow to me and bring me books! Additionally (from the website): Quick Fun Facts: 112166 unique people have taken this test. Based on these unique user&#8217;s answers&#8230; 44.8% of test takers are gals, 53.1% are guys, &#8230;the rest (2.1%) are confused. 17.1% of test takers get aroused by &#8220;iPhone,&#8221; while [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1774","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-non-sequiturs"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-sC","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1774","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1774"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1774\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1774"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1774"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1774"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}