{"id":1795,"date":"2007-09-27T15:00:11","date_gmt":"2007-09-27T19:00:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1795"},"modified":"2007-09-27T15:00:11","modified_gmt":"2007-09-27T19:00:11","slug":"timing-is-everything","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1795","title":{"rendered":"Timing is Everything"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Is it Murphy&#8217;s Law or some other for of karma that decided that the power outage (17 hours and counting) should occur on Trash day&#8211;i.e. my trash went out this morning, while I have a refrigerator\/freezer full of food that may now be garbage.<\/p>\n<p>Ugh.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s your warning. Avoid my driveway for the next week, cuz that&#8217;s where the trash can is.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Is it Murphy&#8217;s Law or some other for of karma that decided that the power outage (17 hours and counting) should occur on Trash day&#8211;i.e. my trash went out this morning, while I have a refrigerator\/freezer full of food that may now be garbage. Ugh. There&#8217;s your warning. Avoid my driveway for the next week, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1795","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-sX","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1795","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1795"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1795\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1795"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1795"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1795"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}