{"id":1856,"date":"2007-11-16T07:31:49","date_gmt":"2007-11-16T12:31:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1856"},"modified":"2007-11-16T07:31:49","modified_gmt":"2007-11-16T12:31:49","slug":"ive-got-a-lovely-bunch-of-coconuts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1856","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;ve Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;To feed to my Tyrannosaurus Rex.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s been running though my brain since I first started reading <a href=\"http:\/\/whateveresque.com\/phpBB3\/viewtopic.php?f=5&#038;t=495\">John Scalzi&#8217;s LOLdinosaurs thread<\/a> (well, there are other things there, but the dino&#8217;s are the funniest.)<\/p>\n<p>My favorite? See below:<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/opmjoer.1up.com\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Dino's Grandman\" id=\"image1855\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/11\/dino_grandma.jpg?ssl=1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;To feed to my Tyrannosaurus Rex. That&#8217;s been running though my brain since I first started reading John Scalzi&#8217;s LOLdinosaurs thread (well, there are other things there, but the dino&#8217;s are the funniest.) My favorite? See below:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1856","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-tW","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1856","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1856"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1856\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1856"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1856"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1856"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}