{"id":1864,"date":"2007-11-27T13:49:36","date_gmt":"2007-11-27T18:49:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1864"},"modified":"2007-11-29T19:05:13","modified_gmt":"2007-11-30T00:05:13","slug":"todays-presentation-walkby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1864","title":{"rendered":"Today&#8217;s Presentation Walkby"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>The History of Pain<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m beginning to wonder precisely what they are teaching these dental students.<\/p>\n<p>(First person with the appropriate response gets bonus points)<\/p>\n<p><strong>ADDENDUM the First<\/strong>:<br \/>\nHere&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/erinkelley.net\/journal\/\">Erin&#8217;s<\/a> comment, because it&#8217;s too good for you to miss.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>To be a success!<\/p>\n<p>\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201e\u00a2\u00c2\u00ab\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u009d\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00cb\u0153Oh, that hurts! Wait! I\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2m not numb!\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2<br \/>\n\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00cb\u0153Eh, Shut Up! Open Wide! Here I Come!\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201e\u00a2\u00c2\u00ab<\/p>\n<p>\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201e\u00a2\u00c2\u00ab\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u009dI am your dentist.<br \/>\nAnd I enjoy the career that I picked.<br \/>\nI\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2m your dentist.<br \/>\nAnd I get off on the pain I inflict!\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u009d\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201e\u00a2\u00c2\u00ab<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201e\u00a2\u00c2\u00ab\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u009dYour temperament\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2s wrong for the priesthood,<br \/>\nAnd teaching would suit you still less.<br \/>\nSon, be a dentist.<br \/>\nYou\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2ll be a success.\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u009d\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201e\u00a2\u00c2\u00ab<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>ADDENDUM the Second<\/strong>:<br \/>\nBy the way, my initial response to seeing &#8220;The History of Pain&#8221; was &#8220;Life is pain highness, anyone who tells you differently is selling something.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>My second response was &#8220;<em><strong>NOT TO FIFTY!<\/strong><\/em>&#8220;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The History of Pain I&#8217;m beginning to wonder precisely what they are teaching these dental students. (First person with the appropriate response gets bonus points) ADDENDUM the First: Here&#8217;s Erin&#8217;s comment, because it&#8217;s too good for you to miss. To be a success! \u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201e\u00a2\u00c2\u00ab\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u009d\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00cb\u0153Oh, that hurts! Wait! I\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2m not numb!\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2 \u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00cb\u0153Eh, Shut Up! Open Wide! 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