{"id":1881,"date":"2007-12-10T21:48:41","date_gmt":"2007-12-11T02:48:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1881"},"modified":"2007-12-10T21:48:41","modified_gmt":"2007-12-11T02:48:41","slug":"ptooey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1881","title":{"rendered":"Ptooey!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have almost finished my Christmas cards (just five left, but they&#8217;re mostly to people I never see, so I didn&#8217;t want to be perfunctory, so I stopped for the night) and I have one thing to say:<\/p>\n<p>WHY ON EARTH WOULD ANYONE MAKE CHRISTMAS CARDS WITH VILE TASTING ENVELOPE GLUE?!<\/p>\n<p>BLETCH! PTOOEY!<\/p>\n<p>Although it&#8217;s possible the glue turned since last January when I bought my cards, I find that highly unlikely. I realize not everyone likes minty things, but that&#8217;s no excuse for making the glue nasty tasting.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have almost finished my Christmas cards (just five left, but they&#8217;re mostly to people I never see, so I didn&#8217;t want to be perfunctory, so I stopped for the night) and I have one thing to say: WHY ON EARTH WOULD ANYONE MAKE CHRISTMAS CARDS WITH VILE TASTING ENVELOPE GLUE?! BLETCH! PTOOEY! Although it&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1881","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sefxA-ptooey","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1881","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1881"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1881\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1881"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1881"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1881"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}