{"id":1892,"date":"2007-12-19T16:30:14","date_gmt":"2007-12-19T21:30:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1892"},"modified":"2007-12-19T08:25:36","modified_gmt":"2007-12-19T13:25:36","slug":"5-4-3-2-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1892","title":{"rendered":"5&#8230; 4&#8230; 3&#8230; 2&#8230; 1&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>VACATION!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>(throws papers in the air and runs out the door)<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s right! I&#8217;m on vacation until the 7th of January!<\/p>\n<p>(happy dance)<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m gonna read and bake and read and relax and read and get a massage and read and play on the computer and read and&#8230; I dunno&#8230; maybe I&#8217;ll read some.<\/p>\n<p>YIPPEE!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>VACATION! (throws papers in the air and runs out the door) That&#8217;s right! I&#8217;m on vacation until the 7th of January! (happy dance) I&#8217;m gonna read and bake and read and relax and read and get a massage and read and play on the computer and read and&#8230; I dunno&#8230; maybe I&#8217;ll read some. YIPPEE!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1892","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-books-reading","category-non-sequiturs"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-uw","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1892","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1892"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1892\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1892"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1892"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1892"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}