{"id":1894,"date":"2007-12-20T10:41:56","date_gmt":"2007-12-20T15:41:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1894"},"modified":"2008-01-10T10:04:13","modified_gmt":"2008-01-10T15:04:13","slug":"plans-versus-reality","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1894","title":{"rendered":"Plans versus Reality"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My idea of what I was going to do this morning:<br \/>\nGet up<br \/>\nEat Breakfast<br \/>\nTake Michael to work<br \/>\nWrite<br \/>\nDo some laundry<br \/>\nStart a fire<br \/>\nRead a book<\/p>\n<p>What actually happened this morning:<br \/>\nGet up<br \/>\nTake Michael to work<br \/>\nRun by my office to pick up power supply for PDA that I forgot to take home last night<br \/>\nEat breakfast<br \/>\nGet kitchen ready for new dishwasher after being told installer would be here between 9 and 10<br \/>\nStart fire<br \/>\nStart laundry<br \/>\nFlatten pile o&#8217; boxes to be recycled while waiting for fire to take off<br \/>\n87 phone calls about whether or not the dishwasher is in stock, is available<br \/>\nRead one chapter of book<br \/>\nMore phone calls about dishwasher situation<br \/>\nMore laundry<br \/>\nWaiting for dishwasher<\/p>\n<p>I sometimes wonder why I even bother to make plans, since things never ever work according to plan.<\/p>\n<p>However, I&#8217;m not at work, so WHO CARES?<\/p>\n<p>WHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My idea of what I was going to do this morning: Get up Eat Breakfast Take Michael to work Write Do some laundry Start a fire Read a book What actually happened this morning: Get up Take Michael to work Run by my office to pick up power supply for PDA that I forgot to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1894","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-writing"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-uy","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1894","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1894"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1894\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1894"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1894"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1894"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}