I just opened Quicken, and just noticed that I had pending bills to pay. (Quicken is cool like that in reminding me of upcoming bills.) When I switched to that account I saw, “OVERDUE!” “Oh shit!” I thought. Then I read the rest of the notice: “Teleflora. Would you like us to schedule this as a regular transaction?”<\/p>\n
No. No I would not.<\/p>\n
Stupid computer.<\/p>\n
So that tells you where I’ve been spending money recently. (No, I haven’t been buying flowers for myself! Though some days I’m tempted.)<\/p>\n
Which reminds me, I need to send flowers to my other grandmother who’s in the hospital…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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