{"id":193,"date":"2004-04-23T17:06:13","date_gmt":"2004-04-24T00:06:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/193"},"modified":"2004-04-23T17:06:13","modified_gmt":"2004-04-24T00:06:13","slug":"fridays-slacking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/193","title":{"rendered":"Friday&#8217;s Slacking"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.arcataeye.com\/police04\/040412police.shtml\">Wednesday, March 17   9:03 a.m.<\/a> Mix ingenuity and determination with no small measure of courage and you have the daring overnight heist of a child\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s scooter from the front of an Alliance Road home.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.oregonlive.com\/edge\/index.ssf?\/edge\/2004\/20040420.frame\">Amount it cost<\/a> for a Japanese man to take a cab from Argentina to New York City:<br \/>\n$58,000<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wednesday, March 17 9:03 a.m. Mix ingenuity and determination with no small measure of courage and you have the daring overnight heist of a child\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s scooter from the front of an Alliance Road home. Amount it cost for a Japanese man to take a cab from Argentina to New York City: $58,000<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-193","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-non-sequiturs"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-37","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/193","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=193"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/193\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=193"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=193"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=193"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}