{"id":1950,"date":"2008-01-22T19:06:16","date_gmt":"2008-01-23T00:06:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1950"},"modified":"2008-01-22T20:36:39","modified_gmt":"2008-01-23T01:36:39","slug":"dont-forget","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1950","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t Forget!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tomorrow is National Pie Day!<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m off to make a <a href=\"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1110\">sweet potato pie<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p><strong>ADDENDUM the First<\/strong>:<br \/>\nSweet potato pie is in the oven!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Bonus Conversation<\/strong>:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Grandmom<\/strong>: (Pointing to tablespoon of maple syrup) Are you drinking that?<br \/>\n<strong>Me<\/strong>: Nope. It&#8217;s going in the pie.<br \/>\n<strong>Grandmom<\/strong>: (pointing to bottle of Wild Turkey) You put that in the pie?<br \/>\n<strong>Me<\/strong>: Yup. (pointing to two tablespoons of bourbon) That&#8217;s the bourbon that&#8217;s going on. (pointing back at the tablespoon of maple syrup) That&#8217;s maple syrup.<br \/>\n<strong>Grandmom<\/strong>: Have you always done that?<br \/>\n<strong>Me<\/strong>: Yup. I put boubon in the sweet potato pie and the apple pie.<br \/>\n<strong>Grandmom<\/strong>: Really? No wonder I feel drunk all the time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tomorrow is National Pie Day! I&#8217;m off to make a sweet potato pie! ADDENDUM the First: Sweet potato pie is in the oven! Bonus Conversation: Grandmom: (Pointing to tablespoon of maple syrup) Are you drinking that? Me: Nope. It&#8217;s going in the pie. Grandmom: (pointing to bottle of Wild Turkey) You put that in the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1950","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-vs","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1950","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1950"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1950\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1950"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1950"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1950"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}