{"id":1955,"date":"2008-01-24T11:34:26","date_gmt":"2008-01-24T16:34:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1955"},"modified":"2008-01-24T12:01:37","modified_gmt":"2008-01-24T17:01:37","slug":"here-kitty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1955","title":{"rendered":"Here Kitty!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.usatoday.com\/news\/offbeat\/2008-01-23-cat_N.htm?csp=34\">This is a great story<\/a>. Mostly because of this quote:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I went to unpack and saw some of the clothes and saw it wasn&#8217;t my suitcase,&#8221; he said. &#8220;I was going to close it, and a kitten jumped out and ran under the bed. I screamed like a little girl.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Cute cat too.<\/p>\n<p>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/hillbillysophisticate.blogspot.com\/\">Hillbilly Sophisticate<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is a great story. Mostly because of this quote: I went to unpack and saw some of the clothes and saw it wasn&#8217;t my suitcase,&#8221; he said. &#8220;I was going to close it, and a kitten jumped out and ran under the bed. I screamed like a little girl. Cute cat too. (via Hillbilly [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1955","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-non-sequiturs"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-vx","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1955","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1955"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1955\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1955"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1955"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1955"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}