And lo did the fairy of annoyance swoop down with her magic wand and say, “HA! You thought you wanted to get work done today? HA!”<\/p>\n
And lo did I spend many hours at the front desk, answering the same questions, over and over. “Yes, I need a photo ID. No it does not have to be your WVU ID, just something with your picture on it. Yes, you MUST do this if you want to use a computer. No, I don’t know why the downtown help desk won’t answer their phones.”<\/p>\n
And lo now I have returned to my office, and shall proceed to hide under my desk and not answer my phone.<\/p>\n
Forever and ever until Monday is over.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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