{"id":1971,"date":"2008-01-31T07:58:50","date_gmt":"2008-01-31T12:58:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1971"},"modified":"2008-01-31T19:58:36","modified_gmt":"2008-02-01T00:58:36","slug":"hamsters-and-the-like","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1971","title":{"rendered":"Hamsters and the Like"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/girlsavage\/2226580058\/\">Jackalope Feltiderm<\/a>y immediately made me think of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.purple-twinkie.com\/FlashMovies\/Hamster-Taxidermy.asp\">this<\/a>. (Really. Click the link. You trust me don&#8217;t you?)<\/p>\n<p><strong>ADDENDUM the First<\/strong>:<br \/>\nOK. I think I have to put the computer away now. I just played the hamster taxidermy song two times in a row (well it <em>is<\/em> short) and if I play it again Michael might come over here and take exception to my actions.<\/p>\n<p>So off to read my book.<\/p>\n<p>(humming to self)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This Jackalope Feltidermy immediately made me think of this. (Really. Click the link. You trust me don&#8217;t you?) ADDENDUM the First: OK. I think I have to put the computer away now. I just played the hamster taxidermy song two times in a row (well it is short) and if I play it again Michael [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1971","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-non-sequiturs"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-vN","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1971","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1971"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1971\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1971"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1971"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1971"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}