{"id":1976,"date":"2008-02-02T11:49:38","date_gmt":"2008-02-02T16:49:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1976"},"modified":"2008-02-02T11:57:31","modified_gmt":"2008-02-02T16:57:31","slug":"the-pit-of-despair","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1976","title":{"rendered":"The Pit of Despair"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m feeling cruddy, and was looking for a picture of &#8220;The Pit of Despair&#8221; to describe how I was feeling today, when I got distracted and found a Princess Bride quiz.<\/p>\n<p>Surprising no one, I&#8217;m Valerie.<\/p>\n<p><center><a target=\"new\" href=\"http:\/\/paradox.of.arden.tripod.com\/quiz\/princess\/index.html\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Valerie\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/fuzzy.snakeden.org\/images\/valerie.jpg\" \/><\/a><a target=\"new\" href=\"http:\/\/paradox.of.arden.tripod.com\/quiz\/princess\/index.html\"><br \/>\n<\/a><a target=\"new\" href=\"http:\/\/paradox.of.arden.tripod.com\/quiz\/princess\/index.html\">Which Princess Bride Character are You?<\/a><br \/>\nthis quiz was made by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/mamaslyth\">mysti<\/a><\/p>\n<p><\/center><br \/>\nPerhaps my day will become better,  now that I&#8217;m in the mood to follow Michael around the house going, &#8220;LIAR! LIAR! LIIIIIAAAAAAAR!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>(I&#8217;m not a witch I&#8217;m your wife!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m feeling cruddy, and was looking for a picture of &#8220;The Pit of Despair&#8221; to describe how I was feeling today, when I got distracted and found a Princess Bride quiz. Surprising no one, I&#8217;m Valerie. Which Princess Bride Character are You? this quiz was made by mysti Perhaps my day will become better, now [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[15,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1976","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-depression","category-movies-tv"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-vS","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1976","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1976"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1976\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1976"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1976"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1976"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}