{"id":1992,"date":"2008-02-08T07:51:48","date_gmt":"2008-02-08T12:51:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1992"},"modified":"2008-02-08T08:24:00","modified_gmt":"2008-02-08T13:24:00","slug":"afk-but-not-really","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1992","title":{"rendered":"AFK &#8211; But Not Really"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve got two Life Long Learners classes today, and then tomorrow a whole family trip to visit my other grandmother who has stopped eating.<\/p>\n<p>So I won&#8217;t be around much today.<\/p>\n<p>But if I am around, I was reminded yesterday of one of those stories of things that only happen to me. It all hinges on the phrase &#8220;Damned kids! Bustin&#8217; shit up! &#8216;Swhy my insurance rates are so high!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Which makes it related to another story involving a party in the first, the punch line of which is, &#8220;It&#8217;s an EIGHT track. Why would I steal an EIGHT TRACK?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Have a great day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve got two Life Long Learners classes today, and then tomorrow a whole family trip to visit my other grandmother who has stopped eating. So I won&#8217;t be around much today. But if I am around, I was reminded yesterday of one of those stories of things that only happen to me. It all hinges [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1992","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-w8","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1992","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1992"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1992\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1992"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1992"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1992"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}