{"id":2029,"date":"2008-02-26T07:49:26","date_gmt":"2008-02-26T12:49:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/2029"},"modified":"2008-02-26T11:59:35","modified_gmt":"2008-02-26T16:59:35","slug":"still-rabies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/2029","title":{"rendered":"Still Rabies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Every couple years I stumble back upon Rum &#038; Monkey&#8217;s. While there I always take the horrible affliction test.<\/p>\n<p>As usual, I&#8217;m Rabies.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rumandmonkey.com\/widgets\/tests\/affliction\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/rumandmonkey.com\/widgets\/tests\/images\/affliction\/d.png\" title=\"I am Rabies. Grrrrrrrr!\" alt=\"I am Rabies. Grrrrrrrr!\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/rumandmonkey.com\/widgets\/tests\/affliction\/\">Which Horrible Affliction are you?<\/a><br \/><small><a href=\"http:\/\/rumandmonkey.com\/\">A Rum and Monkey disease.<\/a><\/small><\/p>\n<p>Happy Tuesday to you!<\/p>\n<p><strong>ADDENDUM the First<\/strong>:<br \/>\nMore tests under the cut<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rumandmonkey.com\/widgets\/tests\/lunatics\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/rumandmonkey.com\/widgets\/tests\/images\/lunatics\/n.jpg\" title=\"I'm Joshua Abraham Norton, the first and only Emperor of the United States of America!\" alt=\"I'm Joshua Abraham Norton, the first and only Emperor of the United States of America!\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/rumandmonkey.com\/widgets\/tests\/lunatics\/\">Which Historical Lunatic Are You?<\/a><br \/><small><a href=\"http:\/\/rumandmonkey.com\/\">From the fecund loins of Rum and Monkey.<\/a><\/small><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rumandmonkey.com\/widgets\/tests\/criminal\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/rumandmonkey.com\/widgets\/tests\/images\/criminal\/g.jpg\" title=\"I am Truman.\" alt=\"I am Truman.\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/rumandmonkey.com\/widgets\/tests\/criminal\/\">Which Evil Criminal are You?<\/a><br \/><small><a href=\"http:\/\/rumandmonkey.com\/\">A Rum and Monkey crime.<\/a><\/small><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rumandmonkey.com\/widgets\/tests\/officemoron\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/rumandmonkey.com\/widgets\/tests\/images\/officemoron\/c.jpg\" title=\"I'm the IT manager. Do you fancy me?\" alt=\"I'm the IT manager. Do you fancy me?\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/rumandmonkey.com\/widgets\/tests\/officemoron\/\">Which Office Moron Are You?<\/a><br \/><small><a href=\"http:\/\/rumandmonkey.com\/\">Rum and Monkey: jamming your photocopier one tray at a time.<\/a><\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every couple years I stumble back upon Rum &#038; Monkey&#8217;s. While there I always take the horrible affliction test. As usual, I&#8217;m Rabies. Which Horrible Affliction are you?A Rum and Monkey disease. Happy Tuesday to you! 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