{"id":203,"date":"2004-04-30T07:44:48","date_gmt":"2004-04-30T14:44:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/203"},"modified":"2004-04-30T07:44:48","modified_gmt":"2004-04-30T14:44:48","slug":"wail-gnash-teeth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/203","title":{"rendered":"Wail! Gnash Teeth!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Alas! My mornings are undone!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.npr.org\/about\/specials\/bedwards\/\">Today is Bob Edward&#8217;s last day<\/a> at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.npr.org\/programs\/morning\/\">Morning Edition<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>For as long as I have had a clock radio (excluding a few years when I was in college or working nights) I&#8217;ve woken up to Bob Edwards. For me, he is indellibly associated with mornings.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know how I&#8217;ll be able to get out of bed anymore&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alas! My mornings are undone! Today is Bob Edward&#8217;s last day at Morning Edition. For as long as I have had a clock radio (excluding a few years when I was in college or working nights) I&#8217;ve woken up to Bob Edwards. For me, he is indellibly associated with mornings. I don&#8217;t know how I&#8217;ll [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-203","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-non-sequiturs"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-3h","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/203","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=203"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/203\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=203"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=203"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=203"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}