{"id":2060,"date":"2008-03-11T16:17:29","date_gmt":"2008-03-11T20:17:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/2060"},"modified":"2008-03-11T16:19:58","modified_gmt":"2008-03-11T20:19:58","slug":"nightmares","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/2060","title":{"rendered":"Nightmares"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Why am I so tired today? Because I had a series of interconnected nightmares last night.<\/p>\n<p>First, I dreamed I was pregnant (I do not want to have children). Then (while pregnant) I had to go to my 20th class reunion (I do not want to go to my class reunion). Finally, to add insult to injury, when I arrived at the reunion, I didn&#8217;t have any pants.<\/p>\n<p>I, of course, woke up mad at Michael.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why am I so tired today? Because I had a series of interconnected nightmares last night. First, I dreamed I was pregnant (I do not want to have children). Then (while pregnant) I had to go to my 20th class reunion (I do not want to go to my class reunion). Finally, to add insult [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2060","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-non-sequiturs"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-xe","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2060","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2060"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2060\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2060"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2060"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2060"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}