{"id":2072,"date":"2008-03-14T11:43:13","date_gmt":"2008-03-14T15:43:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/2072"},"modified":"2008-03-14T12:11:54","modified_gmt":"2008-03-14T16:11:54","slug":"todays-random-bits","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/2072","title":{"rendered":"Today&#8217;s Random Bits"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Overheard<\/strong>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>That&#8217;s because all her boyfriends have been on steroids, so she knows what it&#8217;s really like.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I&#8217;m really hoping they weren&#8217;t talking about thee obvious here. Though being as these are college students, they probably were.<br \/>\n<code><\/p>\n<p><\/code><br \/>\n<strong>Today&#8217;s Headline from the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.da.wvu.edu\/\">DA<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Large pile of dirt holds up traffic<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>That&#8217;s the best you can do folks? I know you&#8217;re a student paper and all, but really!<br \/>\n<code><\/p>\n<p><\/code><br \/>\n<strong>Random Website<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fuh2.com\/\">FUH2<\/a> website. See lots and lots of people giving the proper Hummer salute. You&#8217;ll want to check out the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fuh2.com\/submissions.php\">Submissions<\/a> page.<br \/>\n(via <a href=\"http:\/\/waronfolly.tumblr.com\/\">War on Folly<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Overheard: That&#8217;s because all her boyfriends have been on steroids, so she knows what it&#8217;s really like. I&#8217;m really hoping they weren&#8217;t talking about thee obvious here. Though being as these are college students, they probably were. Today&#8217;s Headline from the DA Large pile of dirt holds up traffic That&#8217;s the best you can do [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2072","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-non-sequiturs"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-xq","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2072","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2072"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2072\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2072"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2072"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2072"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}