{"id":2089,"date":"2008-03-21T12:25:51","date_gmt":"2008-03-21T16:25:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/2089"},"modified":"2008-03-21T12:25:51","modified_gmt":"2008-03-21T16:25:51","slug":"lunch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/2089","title":{"rendered":"Lunch!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The following conversation happened as we were coming home from the grocery store. Note of importance: My grandmother is very Catholic.<\/p>\n<p>Michelle: What are you making for lunch?<br \/>\nMichael: I dunno.<br \/>\nMichelle: What are you making for lunch that that&#8217;s fish or vegetarian?<br \/>\nMichael: Oh. I don&#8217;t know.<br \/>\nMichelle: We could get take-out from Flying Fish.<br \/>\nMichael: YES! And I could get hush puppies! They&#8217;re vegetarian!<br \/>\nMichelle: No they&#8217;re not! THEY&#8217;RE MADE FROM PUPPIES!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The following conversation happened as we were coming home from the grocery store. Note of importance: My grandmother is very Catholic. Michelle: What are you making for lunch? Michael: I dunno. Michelle: What are you making for lunch that that&#8217;s fish or vegetarian? Michael: Oh. I don&#8217;t know. Michelle: We could get take-out from Flying [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2089","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sefxA-lunch","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2089","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2089"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2089\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2089"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2089"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2089"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}