{"id":2114,"date":"2008-04-02T19:51:23","date_gmt":"2008-04-02T23:51:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/2114"},"modified":"2008-04-07T23:06:59","modified_gmt":"2008-04-08T03:06:59","slug":"not-sophie-fan-club","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/2114","title":{"rendered":"Not-Sophie Fan Club"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To heck with you all not-Sophie haters! I&#8217;m starting a <a href=\"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/2110\">not-Sophie<\/a> fan club!<\/p>\n<p>Anyone want to join?<\/p>\n<p>Not-Sophie has many wonderful qualities that everyone seems to be ignoring. She&#8217;s brave. She hates injustice. She looks out for those who are weaker than she is.<\/p>\n<p>She&#8217;s also complex.<\/p>\n<p>And lots of fun at parties, what with the whole telekinesis thing.<\/p>\n<p><strong>ADDENDUM the First<\/strong>:<\/p>\n<p>Sits in the corner scribbling not-Sophie\/Blink fan fic.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Not-Sophie stood over Farthum&#8217;s quivering corpse, viscous yellow plasma dripping off the edge of her sword.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh Not-Sophie!&#8221; cried Blink, &#8220;You SAVED me!&#8221; His pseudo-pods quivered as she looked deep into his eye.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To heck with you all not-Sophie haters! I&#8217;m starting a not-Sophie fan club! Anyone want to join? Not-Sophie has many wonderful qualities that everyone seems to be ignoring. She&#8217;s brave. She hates injustice. She looks out for those who are weaker than she is. She&#8217;s also complex. And lots of fun at parties, what with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[16],"tags":[20],"class_list":["post-2114","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-writing","tag-not-sophie"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-y6","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2114","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2114"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2114\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2114"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2114"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2114"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}