{"id":2162,"date":"2008-04-23T23:09:01","date_gmt":"2008-04-24T03:09:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/?p=2162"},"modified":"2008-04-24T12:01:36","modified_gmt":"2008-04-24T16:01:36","slug":"speaking-of-things-that-amuse-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/2162","title":{"rendered":"Speaking of Things that Amuse Me…"},"content":{"rendered":"

I got a stats widget for Word Press, and it shows all kinds of stuff, like daily visitors, top posts, and, of course, search terms.<\/p>\n

\"search<\/p>\n

First of all, I find it disconcerting that people are searching for me. Second of all, it says something about Morgantown unfortunately, that people need to search out slumlords (answer for those searching? McCoy 6(66). They’re the worst. And they’re run by the jerk that ran for governor last election.) Third? Well, the third speaks for itself.<\/p>\n

ADDENDUM the First<\/strong>:
\nToday’s search terms?<\/p>\n

\nTop Searches<\/strong><\/p>\n

michelle klishis, slumlords morgantown west virginia, Screeching ‘Mosquito’ RINGTONE<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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