{"id":2168,"date":"2008-04-25T20:14:54","date_gmt":"2008-04-26T00:14:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/?p=2168"},"modified":"2008-04-25T21:26:26","modified_gmt":"2008-04-26T01:26:26","slug":"ew-plant-sex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/2168","title":{"rendered":"Ew! Plant Sex!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Came home today to find the remains of a plant orgy all over the front yard. There&#8217;s been pollen all over the car every morning for the past week.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/pollen_everywhere.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/pollen_everywhere.jpg?resize=300%2C179&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"pollen everywhere!\" title=\"Pollen everywhere!\" width=\"300\" height=\"179\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2169\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/pollen_everywhere.jpg?resize=300%2C179&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/pollen_everywhere.jpg?w=1037&amp;ssl=1 1037w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>But you know what? These are things I can most definitely live with.<\/p>\n<p>Also, <a href=\"http:\/\/klishis.com\/pictures\/p2008\/pics2008.php#25April\">two new flower pr0n pictures<\/a>. The camera ate the bleeding heart pictures, and it was getting to dark to get a good picture of anything else, but you can see how the front garden is progressing.<\/p>\n<p>And that&#8217;s very well. I&#8217;ve already got buds on the columbine and one of the daylilies. The lilac is going to start blooming any time now, the bluebell I planted last fall is blooming, and the lily of the valley is budding. (I adore the flowers on the lily of the valley. They&#8217;re so white and delicate they look like porcelain to me.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Came home today to find the remains of a plant orgy all over the front yard. There&#8217;s been pollen all over the car every morning for the past week. But you know what? These are things I can most definitely live with. Also, two new flower pr0n pictures. The camera ate the bleeding heart pictures, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2168","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-house-garden"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-yY","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2168","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2168"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2168\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2168"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2168"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2168"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}