{"id":2202,"date":"2008-05-08T15:42:49","date_gmt":"2008-05-08T19:42:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/?p=2202"},"modified":"2008-05-08T15:42:49","modified_gmt":"2008-05-08T19:42:49","slug":"ack-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/2202","title":{"rendered":"ACK!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I walked by a computer in the open lab, and some guy was watching a frelling pr0n video!<\/p>\n<p>With a LOT of detail.<\/p>\n<p>(shudder)<\/p>\n<p>I freaked out and ran away, and when my boss looked, creep boy was gone.<\/p>\n<p>EW!<\/p>\n<p>EW! EW! EW!<\/p>\n<p>Anyone have some brain bleach I can use?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I walked by a computer in the open lab, and some guy was watching a frelling pr0n video! With a LOT of detail. (shudder) I freaked out and ran away, and when my boss looked, creep boy was gone. EW! EW! EW! EW! Anyone have some brain bleach I can use?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2202","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-zw","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2202","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2202"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2202\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2202"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2202"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2202"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}