{"id":2204,"date":"2008-05-09T22:43:26","date_gmt":"2008-05-10T02:43:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/?p=2204"},"modified":"2008-05-09T22:54:27","modified_gmt":"2008-05-10T02:54:27","slug":"2204","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/2204","title":{"rendered":"Not a Large Enough Belt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I know <a href=\"http:\/\/gofugyourself.typepad.com\/\">Go Fug Yourself<\/a> isn&#8217;t everyone&#8217;s cup of tea, but really, you must go look at <a href=\"http:\/\/gofugyourself.typepad.com\/go_fug_yourself\/2008\/05\/im-a-celebrity.html\">this outfit<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;ll only take a second.<\/p>\n<p>I often joke about not being able to tell if something is a belt or a skirt. But I didn&#8217;t think I&#8217;d ever really have to seriously ask that question.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know Go Fug Yourself isn&#8217;t everyone&#8217;s cup of tea, but really, you must go look at this outfit. It&#8217;ll only take a second. I often joke about not being able to tell if something is a belt or a skirt. But I didn&#8217;t think I&#8217;d ever really have to seriously ask that question.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2204","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sefxA-2204","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2204","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2204"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2204\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2204"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2204"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2204"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}