{"id":2219,"date":"2008-05-16T12:05:00","date_gmt":"2008-05-16T16:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/?p=2219"},"modified":"2008-05-16T13:44:01","modified_gmt":"2008-05-16T17:44:01","slug":"why-do-i-feel-so-crappy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/2219","title":{"rendered":"Why Do I Feel So Crappy?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hmmm&#8230; Let&#8217;s see, what are the current conditions?<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/16_may_right_now.jpg?resize=304%2C256&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" title=\"16_may_right_now\" width=\"304\" height=\"256\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2222\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/16_may_right_now.jpg?w=304&amp;ssl=1 304w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/16_may_right_now.jpg?resize=300%2C252&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 304px) 100vw, 304px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Why they&#8217;re crappy!<\/p>\n<p>What about the next couple days?<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/16_may_weather.jpg?resize=450%2C234&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" title=\"16_may_weather\" width=\"450\" height=\"234\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2220\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/16_may_weather.jpg?w=450&amp;ssl=1 450w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/16_may_weather.jpg?resize=300%2C156&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Oh! Look! Crappy!<\/p>\n<p>How about the weather for the past week?<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/12_may_week_weather.jpg?resize=500%2C628&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" title=\"12_may_week_weather\" width=\"500\" height=\"628\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2221\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/12_may_week_weather.jpg?w=502&amp;ssl=1 502w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/12_may_week_weather.jpg?resize=238%2C300&amp;ssl=1 238w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Hey! Look! That&#8217;s been mostly crappy too!<\/p>\n<p>If you want me, I think I&#8217;ll be at home, curled up under a quilt with a several good books, good chocolate, and a bottle of whiskey.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hmmm&#8230; Let&#8217;s see, what are the current conditions? Why they&#8217;re crappy! What about the next couple days?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2219","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-west-virginia"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-zN","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2219","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2219"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2219\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2219"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2219"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2219"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}