{"id":2256,"date":"2008-06-01T11:00:50","date_gmt":"2008-06-01T15:00:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/?p=2256"},"modified":"2008-06-01T11:00:50","modified_gmt":"2008-06-01T15:00:50","slug":"cuz-brian-youre-the-big-star-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/2256","title":{"rendered":"Cuz Brian! You&#8217;re the BIG STAR! Today!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Happy Birthday to my favorite (and only) brother in the universe!<\/p>\n<blockquote><p> My name is Zoom<br \/>\nAnd I live on the moon<br \/>\nBut I came down to earth<br \/>\nJust to sing you this tune<br \/>\nHey, Brian,<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s your birthday today!<\/p>\n<p>A present for you<br \/>\nI wanted to find<br \/>\nAn outerspace creature<br \/>\nA one of a kind!<br \/>\nA wild whop or a kukelchoo,<br \/>\nAn apple drop or a buzzardstew<br \/>\nOr maybe a 3-eyed tickleshay<br \/>\nFor your birthday\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy Birthday to my favorite (and only) brother in the universe! My name is Zoom And I live on the moon But I came down to earth Just to sing you this tune Hey, Brian, It&#8217;s your birthday today! A present for you I wanted to find An outerspace creature A one of a kind! [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2256","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-Ao","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2256","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2256"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2256\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2256"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2256"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2256"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}