{"id":2264,"date":"2008-06-04T18:15:29","date_gmt":"2008-06-04T22:15:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/?p=2264"},"modified":"2008-06-05T15:26:52","modified_gmt":"2008-06-05T19:26:52","slug":"patrick-stewart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/2264","title":{"rendered":"Patrick Stewart"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For Janiece:<\/p>\n<p><object type=\"audio\/mp3\" data=\"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/pingpong.wav\" width=\"200\" height=\"20\" ><param name=\"src\" value=\"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/pingpong.wav\" \/><param name=\"autoplay\" value=\"false\" \/><param name=\"controller\" value=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p>That was the incoming mail sound on my computer for many months. <\/p>\n<p>Before I found Dax saying &#8220;Incoming Message&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I think I fixed it, but if the link above still doesn&#8217;t work, try this: <a href='https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/pingpong.wav'>Patrick Stewart<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For Janiece: That was the incoming mail sound on my computer for many months. Before I found Dax saying &#8220;Incoming Message&#8221; I think I fixed it, but if the link above still doesn&#8217;t work, try this: Patrick Stewart.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2264","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-non-sequiturs"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-Aw","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2264","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2264"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2264\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2264"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2264"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2264"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}