{"id":2301,"date":"2008-06-18T15:22:39","date_gmt":"2008-06-18T19:22:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/?p=2301"},"modified":"2008-06-30T21:47:58","modified_gmt":"2008-07-01T01:47:58","slug":"god-of-tapeworms","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/2301","title":{"rendered":"God of Tapeworms"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, Eric is a fan of the <a href=\"http:\/\/shouldersofgiantmidgets.blogspot.com\/2008\/06\/science-is-not-always-cool.html\">God of Tapeworms<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Please, ask him how much he adores tapeworms.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, Eric is a fan of the God of Tapeworms. Please, ask him how much he adores tapeworms.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6,10,24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2301","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-non-sequiturs","category-religion-philosophy","category-ucf"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-B7","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2301","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2301"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2301\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2301"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2301"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2301"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}