{"id":2315,"date":"2008-06-24T12:00:13","date_gmt":"2008-06-24T16:00:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/?p=2315"},"modified":"2008-06-24T09:31:53","modified_gmt":"2008-06-24T13:31:53","slug":"clumsiversary","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/2315","title":{"rendered":"Clumsiversary!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, it has in fact been a year since <a href=\"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1695\">I severed the artery in my finger<\/a>. My how time flies when you&#8217;re having fun!<\/p>\n<p>For anyone interested, I&#8217;ve got a nice pale crescent moon scar along the side of the finger, but other than that, no ill affects. And really, with my hands, one more scar was hardly noticeable. I had trouble bending the fingertip initially, but the scar tissue loosened up within a month, so it&#8217;s been fine since then.<\/p>\n<p>However, every time I go to cut onions, Michael asks, &#8220;Do you want me to do that for you?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, it has in fact been a year since I severed the artery in my finger. My how time flies when you&#8217;re having fun! For anyone interested, I&#8217;ve got a nice pale crescent moon scar along the side of the finger, but other than that, no ill affects. And really, with my hands, one more [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2315","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-non-sequiturs"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-Bl","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2315","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2315"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2315\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2315"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2315"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2315"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}