{"id":2323,"date":"2008-06-26T08:15:31","date_gmt":"2008-06-26T12:15:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/?p=2323"},"modified":"2008-06-26T08:40:21","modified_gmt":"2008-06-26T12:40:21","slug":"time-wasting-10","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/2323","title":{"rendered":"Time Wasting"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Attacked by Animals!<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/theirtoys.com\/Attack\/\" border=\"0\" alt=\"adult toys\"><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/theirtoys.com\/Attack\/badges\/gd.php?housecat=YES&#038;racoon=YES&#038;coyote=YES&#038;mediumdog=YES&#038;largedog=90%&#038;wolf=78%&#038;smallshark=49%&#038;largeshark=30%&#038;wildcat=63%&#038;elephant=60%&#038;liontiger=56%&#038;bear=52%&#038;gator=34%&#038;gorilla=45%\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-size: 9px; margin-top:-2px;\">\n<p>I can run fast, but not so good at lying still and playing dead.<\/p>\n<p>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/stonekettlestation.blogspot.com\/\">Jim<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Attacked by Animals!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2323","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-non-sequiturs"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-Bt","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2323","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2323"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2323\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2323"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2323"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2323"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}