{"id":2459,"date":"2008-08-06T20:41:14","date_gmt":"2008-08-07T00:41:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/?p=2459"},"modified":"2009-03-26T19:41:16","modified_gmt":"2009-03-26T23:41:16","slug":"self-administered-loot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/2459","title":{"rendered":"Self-Administered Loot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/2452\">Nathan asked<\/a>, &#8220;Any chance you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re going to tell us what was out of stock but is now on the way?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And I warned him that it was geeky loot, and most people probably wouldn&#8217;t be amused.<\/p>\n<p>Too bad! I&#8217;m amused!<\/p>\n<p>I ordered&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/klishis.com\/Garak\/Garak.php\">GARAK<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/random_michelle\/2740228292\/\" title=\"garak1 by Random Michelle K, on Flickr\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3135\/2740228292_11613f3175.jpg?resize=431%2C500\" width=\"431\" height=\"500\" alt=\"garak1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/random_michelle\/2739392443\/\" title=\"garak2 by Random Michelle K, on Flickr\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3202\/2739392443_11f0aaa2c4.jpg?resize=394%2C500\" width=\"394\" height=\"500\" alt=\"garak2\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Of course that doesn&#8217;t look a thing like Garak&#8211;I think it looks more like a cross between Tain and Frankenstein&#8211;but that&#8217;s not really the point now, is it?<\/p>\n<p>(Just so you don&#8217;t think Michael was left out, I got him Morn.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nathan asked, &#8220;Any chance you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re going to tell us what was out of stock but is now on the way?&#8221; And I warned him that it was geeky loot, and most people probably wouldn&#8217;t be amused. Too bad! I&#8217;m amused! I ordered&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[44,5,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2459","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-loot","category-movies-tv","category-non-sequiturs"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-DF","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2459","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2459"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2459\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2459"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2459"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2459"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}